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2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
Sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

4. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

5. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
Elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
Apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray “Take only one.
God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
Large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the
Apples.”

6. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and
Woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
Responsibilities.
>Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

7. What are the three fastest ways of communication?

Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision

Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone