Thursday, May 24, 2007

周杰伦 - 菊花台

你的泪光 柔弱中带伤

惨白的月弯弯 勾住过往

夜太漫长 凝结成了霜

是谁在阁楼上 冰冷的绝望

雨轻轻弹 朱红色的窗

我一生在纸上 被风吹乱

梦在远方 化成一缕香

随风飘散 你的模样

菊花残 满地伤

你的笑容已泛黄

花落人断肠 我心事 静静淌

北风乱 夜未央

你的影子剪不断

徒留我孤单 在湖面成双

花 已向晚 飘落了灿烂

凋谢的世道上 命运不堪

愁莫渡江 秋心拆两半

怕你上不了岸 一辈子摇晃

谁的江山 马蹄声狂乱

我一身的戎装 呼啸沧桑

天微微亮 你轻声地叹

一夜惆怅 如此委婉

菊花残 满地伤

你的笑容已泛黄

花落人断肠 我心事 静静淌

北风乱 夜未央 你的影子剪不断

徒留我孤单 在湖面成双

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Hotel Room - 你可以跟她睡,她在这里…

A husband and wife are traveling by car from  Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four  hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue and  decide to stop for a rest.

 They pull into a nice hotel and take a room,  but they plan to sleep for only four hours and  then get back on the road.

 When they check out four hours later, the desk  clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man  explodes and demands to know why the charge is so  high. He tells the clerk that, although it’s a  nice hotel, the rooms are certainly not worth $350.
 When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard  rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

 The Manager appears, listens to the man and  explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool  and a huge conference center that were available for  the husband and! wife to use.

 ”But we didn’t use them,” the man complains.

 ”Well, they are here and you could have,”
 explains the Manager

 He goes on to explain they could have taken in  one of the shows for which the hotel is  famous. “The best entertainers from New York,  Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager  says.

 ”But we didn’t go to any of those shows,”
 complains the man again. “Well, we have them and  you could have,” the Manager replies. No matter  what facility the Manager mentions, the man  replies “But we didn’t use it!”

 The Manager is unmoved and eventually the man  gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check  and gives it to the Manager.

 The Manager is surprised when he looks at the  check. “But sir,” he says, “this check is made  out only for $50.”

 ”That’s correct,” says the man. “I charged  you $300 for sleeping with my wife.”

 ”But I didn’t!” exclaims the Manager.

 ”Well, too bad,” the man replies. “She was  here and you could have.”

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

笑话东游…

1.    两只青蛙相爱了,结婚后生了一个蛤嫫,公青蛙见状大怒说:贱人,怎么回事?母青蛙哭着说:他爹,认识你之前我整过容
 
2.    小驴问老驴:为啥咱们天天吃干草,而奶牛顿顿精饲料?老驴叹到:咱爷们比不了,我们是靠跑腿吃饭,人家是,靠胸脯吃饭!
 
3.    鸭子和螃蟹赛跑,一起到达终点,难分胜负,裁判说:你们来个剪刀石头布吧?鸭子大怒:妈的,算计我?我一出是布他总是剪刀。

4.    狗对熊说:嫁给我吧,嫁给我你会幸福。熊说:才不嫁呢,嫁给你只会生狗熊,我要嫁给猫,生熊猫那才尊贵呢!
 
5.    老鳖调戏河蚌,被咬,老鳖忍痛拖着河蚌来回爬,青蛙见了敬佩的说:乖乖,鳖哥混大了,出入都加着公文包。
 
6.    蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶,蝴蝶却嫁给了蜗牛。蜜蜂不解:他哪里比我好?蝴蝶回答:人家好歹有自己的房子,哪像你住在集体宿舍。
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Friday, May 4, 2007

凡事往好處想的遊戲…

今天聽到中廣的廣播,
來賓正在分享最近與孩子互動的遊戲…「凡事往好處想」的遊戲…

媽媽問孩子:「今天上學發現,口袋裡的十元不見了,請往好處想…」
孩子回答:「還好不見的不是一百元…」
父親回答:「撿到的人一定很高興…」

媽媽問孩子:「今天上學後剛始下起大雨,請往好處想…」
孩子回答:「還好舅舅家住的近,可以幫我送傘…」

媽媽問孩子:「很用功的準備段考後,成績非常的不理想,請往好處
想…」
孩子回答:「還好不是聯考…」

一邊聽著廣播一邊覺得這個遊戲很有趣,凡事往好處想,整個心情就變的
不一樣了,
還記得有個故事,一個女孩遺失了一支心愛的手錶,
一直悶悶不樂,茶不思、飯不想,甚至因此而生病了。

神父來探病時問她:「如果有一天你不小心掉了十萬塊錢,
你會不會再大意遺失另外二十萬呢!」

女孩回答:「當然不會。」

神父又說:「那你為何要讓自己在掉了一支手錶之後, 又丟掉了兩個禮拜的快樂!
甚至還陪上了兩個禮拜的健康呢!」

女孩如大夢初醒般地跳下床來。 說: 「對!!我拒絕繼續損失下去,
從現在開始我要想辦法,再賺回一支手錶。」

人生嘛!!

本來就是有輸有贏,更是有挑戰性的,輸了又何妨。

只要真真切切地為自己而活,這才叫做真正的《生命》。

Taken from forwarded email. 

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Thursday, May 3, 2007

注意… Attention!!

I want to bring a very serious issue under your attention: This has happened to three of our  staff members in the last two weeks.

The hi-jackers throw eggs at your vehicle, hoping that you then slow down and put your wipers on. Once you put your wipers on, you cannot see a thing . This is just what the hi-jackers want. They stand a few meters away, and once you have pulled over, they attack and take your car. Maybe even your life.

In the event of this happening to you, just keep going. Open your window slightly, put your head out the window for vision, and just keep driving, until you are safe.

PS:Kindly forward to all you know.  It may just save somebody’s LIFE..

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Funny… 好笑

1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
Sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

4. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

5. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
Elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
Apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray “Take only one.
God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
Large
pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the
Apples.”

6. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and
Woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your
Responsibilities.
>Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

7. What are the three fastest ways of communication?

Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision

Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?

Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

8. A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do ukeep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer:”So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom!”

 

::Taken from forwarded Email.

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For Single Female - Do not take this as a common standard

 

Taken from forwarding email.

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